谁有关于圣诞节的笑话-小知识

话题：谁有关于圣诞节的 笑话,要英语 的?

问题详情：各位,注意,我要的是英语翻译!!!还有,我要的是关于圣诞节

回答：A Useful Lesson In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday, Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour, and then Mr.Thompson said to his son,“Now, Tom,I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much. And how do you know when you've had enough? Well, I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at

参考回答：Not to Be Taken Out Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. “ May I borrow a book from you? ” he asked politely. “ Yes, you're more than wele to it, ” the neighbour told him. “ But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make it a rule never to let any book go out of my libra

话题：我想做一份英语的关于汽车的手抄报,该有些什么内容

回答： 实用双语:一、课堂用语五句(5 classroom language)1.The head-teacher of our class is Mr.Zhang.我们的班 是 。2.You must be polite and say "hello"to teachers when you see them.见到 要有礼貌,要问好3.When you e into our school,you must speak Putonghua or English.一进 ,你就要讲普 或英语。4.We should study it more carefully than before.我们要比以前更加认真学 。5.Don't make any noise in class,or you may trouble th others.课上不要喧哗,那会影响他人。二、清洁用语(5 Cleaning language)1.Let's give the classroom a good cleaning.让我们打扫一下 卫生。2.Why don't we clean our classroom

话题：最简单的英语笑话,要求有 音标的。

问题详情：还要带中文翻译,最好是错误理解英文 的 笑话。(英文 的错误理解

回答：把你的凳子让给女士 小Johnny说: ,当我今天喝 在公共汽车上时,他告诉我要我给一个女士让坐。 ”是的,你做了正确的事情。“ 说 ”但是我但是是坐在 的大腿上的。“Johnny说

话题：找一篇关于汽车的英语短文或笑话!

问题详情：或者一段关于汽车方面的英语笑话!有人有好的短文或者笑话给我

回答： 天下无 汽车版 :“人心散了,队伍不好带了!” 丰田:“我最讨厌你们这样 乱降价的了,一点技术含量都没有!” 大众:“实话告诉你们,大众很生气,后果很严重!” 华晨:知我者谓我心忧虑,不知我者谓我何求? 一汽(对丰田):我本将心照明月,奈何明月照沟渠 厂家(对经销商):有 ,无纪律! 中石油:严肃点,严肃点,不 笑,我们这儿打劫呢! 消 者对厂家和JS说:“You should be sorry to me!” 老 对开BMW、BENZ、AUDI的官老爷说:“开好车就一定是好人吗?” 一汽大众对 大众说:“要团结” 通用对奇瑞说:“我在道儿上混时你还是三好学生呢!!!” 本田CRV对双环说:“丫儿,跟梨叔

话题：有关酒吧的 英文 笑话

问题详情：要两人对话模式。

回答：A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend ge him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

参考回答：A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a

话题：提供好的英语笑话

回答：英语笑话(一) 在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟 说:May I go to the toilet? 说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟 说:May I go to the toilet? 说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟 说要上 吗?怎么不去? 小明说:你没听 说「去你个头」啊! 英语笑话(二) 某日 洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:I am hongtao liu,外宾曰:我TM还是方片呢! 英语笑话(三) 青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不 走样。外宾一见到 青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very

参考回答：Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". :为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过 的拐角处,僦看见一个 子仩写着" ----慢行". Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men

话题：最简单的英语笑话

问题详情：1_2分钟讲完的英语笑话!!最简单 要演讲

回答：I'llSeetotheRest Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talkingtoanotherprettygirlinsidethecarriage. "eon,miss!"heshouted."Shutthedoor,please!" "Oh,Ijustwanttokissmysistergoodbye,"shecalledback. "Youjustshutthatdoor,please,"calledtheguard,"andI'llseetotherest." 其余的事由我负责 一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的 站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮 在说话。 “快点, !”他喊道:“请把门关上。” “噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。 “请把门关上好了,”列车员说:“其余的事由我

话题：急需一则简短的英语笑话,简明易懂的

回答：I don't even know that woman 我又不认识那个女人 A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!" 中文: 一对在公园散步的 注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。 “为什么你不能那样做呢?” 说。 “亲爱的,”她 回答,“我又不认识那个女人!” Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁? Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. It is too crowded, they shouted.

参考回答：carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accid

话题：一个初1学生认识的英语笑话

回答：The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the driver. he said. 公共汽车上很挤,当又一个人还是试图上车时,乘客们不让他上。 车上太挤了,他们喊道,你以为你是谁? 司机!他说。 An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir." 一个英 在 下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正

话题：超短易懂的英语笑话

问题详情：要很短的,非常容易懂而且要好笑的

回答： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can he fleas, but a flea can't he monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个 很有意思吧? How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是 物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/ 物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说

参考回答：Your brain has two parts : the left part and the right part . The left part has nothing right , the right part has nothi