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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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