N个整蛊招式让你笑傲愚人节

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N个整蛊招式让你笑傲愚人节

Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

Put tape over the mouse optics
在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳机音量调到最大 从早到晚带着耳机

Sing show tunes
唱舞台音乐剧

Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花

"Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把复印机“哔”的音量放大

Slurp hot coffee during meetings
开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

Walk around the office barefooted
光脚在办公室里四处走

Misplace peoples pens
把人们的笔放错地方

Glue their mouse to the desk
把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上

Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印机/复印机的纸

Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉

Practice beat boxing
练习节奏拳击

Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具

Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
在对方说再见之前挂断电话

Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空

Insert a 3.5′ disk before they turn on their computer
在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘

Leave an open can of tuna in their desk
在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头

Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver
把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保

Turn up the contrast on their monitor
把他们显示器的对比度调高

Talk in a funny accent
用可笑的口音说话

Use goofy event sounds for your programs
给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音

Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email
每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”

Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox
打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里