如果你的数学老师长这样 还能专心听课吗

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如果你的数学老师长这样 还能专心听课吗

Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:让你把全部注意力放在课堂上只有一种方法：

Meet Pietro Boselli: Obviously, he’s ridiculously good-looking.来见见我们的彼得罗·博塞利：看吧看吧，他真是TM帅！呆！了！

But what if I told you Pietro wasn’t just any old male model. What if it was revealed that he was in fact…A MATH TEACHER?!?但是如果我告诉你彼得罗不仅仅是个普通男模，如果我爆料他其实是一个……数学老师呢？！

Pietro was “discovered” by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.彼得罗才6岁的时候就被乔治·阿玛尼“星探”到了。而且他碰巧有伦敦大学学院的机械工程PhD，并在该大学任教。

So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads he's publishing papers like, “An Inverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D Multi-Objective-Multidisciplinary Optimization of Axial Turbines.”所以呢，彼得罗不忙于裸身拍摄Equinox广告的时候，他就发表发表论文，比如《基于反求设计的轴流式涡轮机快速3D多目标多学科优化方法》。

But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?不过认真的，你可以开开玩笑，加个床啊，脱个衣服啊，大腿叉开啊，想怎么来就怎么来，但是你真的能想象自己的数学老师在Instagram上PO这样的照片吗？！

来自非死不可的围观党们，大家都在流口水，在报警，在疯狂嫉妒——

@Gabriel Hernandez

I look exactly like this... Just with more fat.人家明明也长这样……就是胖了那么一丢丢。

@Helgard Pi

I'm sorry but you spontaneously made me laugh so hard I actually cried.不好意思你真的让我笑粗来了……笑的太厉害了眼泪都流出来了怎么破><

@Tri Branch Vo

This is outrageous. How can students concentrate and learn while having to look at this muscled delicious beautiful beast? THINK OF THE STUDENTS!!!真是太！离！谱！了！学生怎么能集中精力听课啊！人家都在看他完美诱人的胸肌啊！就不能为学生想想吗！！！

@Tori Nagudi

So he's a genius and he looks like a Greek god. Are those little shorts made of...BAE MATERIAL?所以他是个天才咯~所以他就像希腊神话里的神一样咯~那些小短裤是……基础材质做的嘛？

@Maria Funcheon

I would love nothing more than him to look at me and say "quadratic equation".他看着我，对我说”二次方程式”……我就什么都不想要（脑补请唱起来）

来自大中华的围观党表示：我们也有帅尿的老师团！

传说中拥有8块腹肌的体育老师——武汉男神老师司高峰

传说中擅长中英文双语主持——北大最帅男神老师黄海斌

拥有最灿烂笑容的高数老师——福建农林大学金山学院石志高

我们也无心学习嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷！！！！