最狗血杀人案：大婆雇凶杀小三、杀手反和小三恋

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最狗血杀人案：大婆雇凶杀小三、杀手反和小三恋

生活永远都是荒谬的，比艺术还艺术、比狗血还狗血！最近巴西就上演了一处让人哭笑不得的杀人案件：一位妻子发现丈夫不忠，于是买凶想杀死小三。哪知杀手与小三一见钟情……最无语的是这对鸳鸯为了蒙混过关，还买了番茄酱涂在女方身上、假扮被杀现场拿去骗（皇后）雇主（啊喂！以为你们是白雪公主和猎人啊？）

Hired hit man fell in love with his victim... then faked her death with tomato ketchup

杀手与目标人物意见钟情、后买番茄酱扮死亡照片蒙混过关

上图就是杀手伪装给雇主看的照片（这都能过关啊……）

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo. He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband. But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot. He then used some tomato ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.巴西杀手卡洛斯（Carlos Roberto de Jesus）收了家庭主妇玛利亚（Maria Nilza Simoes）345英镑（约合3450元）要去杀掉玛利亚老公的小三宜兰蒂斯（Iranildes Aguiar Araujo）。而当他执行任务的时候，却和宜兰蒂斯坠入爱河。于是他买来番茄酱，伪装已完成杀人任务的照片蒙骗雇主，以求和情人脱身。

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off. She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her. Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession.然而他们的诡计却在三天后被雇主玛利亚发现，因为她眼睁睁看着自己雇来的杀手正在亲吻那个本来应该已经是死人的小三！（跟着不可思议的事情就发生……）这位买凶杀人的雇主一怒之下竟跑去警察局报案，声称杀手卡洛斯偷了自己1000块钱。警察逮捕这位仁兄之后他全盘托出，警察叔叔震惊了……

The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail. The hitman and his 'victim"' faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill. Sheriff Lima said: 'In eight years of policing I've never heard anything like it.' While a local shopkeeper remarked: 'Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman's armpit?'现在，这三位犯罪嫌疑人被警察局长马克里（Marconi Lima）关押在案，等候保释。杀手和他的小情人将面临敲诈勒索的指控，而买凶雇主本人则将面临威胁杀人的起诉。局长马克里说：“我在警察局工作工作八年了，从来没见过这种事。”（小编：多看看韩剧台剧网络小说……）而一位当地的店主在得知事件后评价说：“难道玛利亚都看不出来那张照片上，刀是插在那个女人的腋下吗！？”