需要2012春节联欢晚会一个最有意思的小品的作文(500...

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我就看了一点,但没什么印象较深的小品,但我觉得那个沙溢的那个小品和冯巩的有点印象,你可以把这2小品上网仔细看一遍,叙述下讲了什么,还有给了你什么启示,我都大学毕业了,真要我写初中的作文,我想我都写不出来了……不好意思了

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没看春晚。爱莫能助

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问题1：2012春晚小品作文 人气最多 400——500字答得好给财富悬赏要多少有多少

今年是龙年,是央视春晚举办的第30个年头,挺有意义的!今年春晚,我感到挺新颖、华丽、炫目,有新面孔,新形式,草根也不少.我个人觉得还有一种过渡感,旧人换新人,春晚的旧面孔越来越少,新面孔越来越多了,那些旧面孔还真叫人挺怀旧的!我个人在看完今年春晚后,有些许的小感触,在此,稍微抒发一下.

春晚的开头就挺绚丽,唯美的.开场就是明星家庭起拜年,主打温馨牌.

有印象的是群口相声《小合唱》挺别致的,没想到几位歌唱家还挺有说相声的潜质,都能抖出几个包袱让我们一乐.当然,几位歌唱家的风采相信大家是有目共睹的,实力那是毋庸置疑,我喜欢!王宏伟老师的小眼滋溜滋溜的真是可爱极了!

之后,就是一些歌舞、杂技之类的节目,与往年一样精彩.今年韩红虽然没有上春晚撑气场,但是换上了孙楠,一样镇得住全场.实力派就是有实力,喜欢实力派!以前听《因为爱情》这首歌时,感觉王菲唱得真好听,犹如天籁,当时还觉得世上怎会有如此美妙的声音?!但在春晚上,王菲唱这首歌的时候,说实话我感觉有些不对劲,声音听起来像是哭过,也像是没有开嗓,没有当年唱《传奇》来的好听.

在小品《面试》中,我又看到了郭冬临的身影,他的幽默搞笑依旧,可惜,他又胖了,喜欢他瘦的时候,很帅!喜欢郭冬临亮亮的光头和可爱的小酒窝.小品中,一句“我有做人的底线和尊严!”说得多好啊!

经典歌曲串烧里,王珞丹与蔡国庆搭档唱了一首《常回家看看》,但是我个人觉得他们两个不搭,王珞丹的嗓音有些甜,有些发童音.人家蔡国庆很专业,很成熟稳重.不过对她不能要求太高,毕竟不是专业歌手.不过王珞丹标志性的微笑仍旧挺好看!

“大衣哥”,山东朴实的农民朱之文,一位草根,今年上了央视春晚,这对于一位农民来说是件天大的喜事.一首《我要回家》唱得感人肺腑,唱得那叫一个好啊!比专业歌手还好.通过朱之文,可以看出我们中国是一个卧虎藏龙的地方.所以,千万不要以为自己是最好的,还有更好的,只是你没有发现罢了!所谓,天外有天,人外有人!

十二点“开门纳福”以后,有小朋友感兴趣的节目《除夕的传说》,但这时候,估计小朋友们都躺进被窝睡大觉了吧!不过韩庚的这个节目挺新颖的,很有创意!最后,说一下我最后一个感触,也是每次看完春晚后相同的一个感触,就是,我们中国人真多啊!你看那伴舞的,连个杂技都要十几个人伴舞呢!我觉得舞台也不是很大啊?!

问题2：2013春晚中的歇后语、对联、网络流行语、相声小品中的幽默语句

　　1.让你脸短点你习惯吗?

　　2.人是微缩的,心是猥琐.

　　3.管谁叫阿姨,满脸褶子还卖萌.

　　4.都是千年的狐狸,你玩什么聊斋啊.

　　5.生命在于静止.你看王八都活多少年了.

　　6.你觉得像你这种站起来就像没站起来的人都站起来了,我还有什么理由坐着啊!

　　7.那不是白雪公主和七个小矮人吗?你这可不是童话片,是恐怖片.

　　8.世界上最远的距离不是生与死,是你在五环,我也在五环

　　9.你摊上事了,你摊上大事了

　　10.你以为你有四个户口就可以控制房源了?

　　11.打败你的不是天真是无鞋

　　12.你们都长成这样了,还好意思攀比……

　　13.你们的形象都巧妙地避开了这几个形容词,长得跟闹着玩呢.

14.前夫哥,你头顶上有顶帽子~

15.好不容易有颗瓜子脸,还长倒了.

16.美男子得O M G DI

17.恶心他妈给恶心开门.恶心到家了

18.小骆驼.小摩托.小萝卜.

19.这个女的长得好复杂.

20.这个女人很暴躁.

21.男的.哎呀.伪娘

22.你傻啊.潜逃也需要经费啊.

23.当年你走的时候,家里就剩下我和承重墙了

24.我是好贱的内人,贱内!

25.我这人还不错,除了长的帅点以外,也没什么缺点了!我有时候觉得,自己其实不太帅.但有一天,我被一群女孩子围住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪

26.这个魔术最神奇就在于,董卿没在台上,刘谦竟然还能变出魔术来

27.我正在通往满足的不归路

28.与人方便不如与人方便面

29.你的口味真重!

30.别煽情了,我哭不出来.

31.你的地盘,你在那电线杆子留下记号了?

32.好吧好吧,长得难看的可以留下.

33.国标?我看你像鼠标.

34.天啊,那是竹竿上插一土豆啊.

35.小青蛙逛大街,绿色出行.

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下联：自驾旅游登大雁塔观兵马俑来张自拍

上联：遇喜事喜鹊登梅传佳音

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下联：团圆饭粤菜飘香生猛海鲜品佳肴

上联：吃饺子看春晚一碗一晚

下联：贴春联送祝福一副一福

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问题3：求英语小品短文,幽默一些.三个人说的.500~1000个单词左右.最好带有翻译.[英语科目]

Environmental protection sketch

Aside

- Present,along with humanity living standard dailyenhancement and industry swift and violent development,the peoplemore and more are also serious to Earth's destruction and thepollution.Under,we first look at in several daily lives the scenes!

- Scene one:On avenue

The passer-by armor walks while says (in front of platform):"The present pollution really was more and more serious,on alreadysuch was only then in April hot (has disguised to gain ground looks atthe sun)." Said drinks last the drink,conveniently as soon as threw,walks (left the stage).

- Scene two:In forest

The farmer second grade (first seeks,then saw to a tree) said:"Ha (is pleasantly surprised),this tree had several millenniums atleast,chopped the speech which sold out certainly to send." Said,takes up the axe (broom),after starts to chop (chops three leaves thestage).

- Scene three:In some factory general manager room

Secretary third for Manager a Ding report form (paper),said:"Manager,this is this month processing sewage budget." Manager Ding(looks paper) said:"700,000,really is,the processing sewage mustspend that many money,simply goes the direct platoon to the sea in!"The secretary (is low voice,slowly says):"Not too is like thisgood!" Manager (stands up says):"This has any relations.The persondid not know that,the ghost,you such are unconsciously timid,howfuture will replace my work." (Leaves the stage) the secretary:"Oh!"(Leaves the stage)

- On the type,to in 2046,the earth's surface by the massivetrash cover,the forest nearly has been already vanishing,the seawater already changed the pollution,also unceasingly worsenedincluding the climate.Once,giant tornado had embarked from Mexicodirectly soars the American New York.On the way has tucked surfacemassive trash.Although tornado in arrives in front of New York on hasweakened and vanishes in New York,but or has had the huge influenceto New York,specially the free goddess likes (.

Everybody please look at (finger):Hits by disaster the front freegoddess picture is such beautiful,is grave,might hit by disasterlater......

(Just left the stage four people's respectively modelled glass jarwith two to throw to body nearby,Lu sharply disguised to pound,dropped down,will have bandage arm under platform to reveal,againstood up)

- The schoolmates,you hoped you future the descendants willlive on this kind of Earth?If did not hope,that starts from thepresent,to protect our environment

问题4：幽默英语小品[英语科目]

语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：7713 更新时间：2005-11-27

Wanderseveryfivemiles

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter

Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

andtellhim.(下)

L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅

铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

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(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?

J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl,goandtakeherback!

J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!

Act4

(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)

A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)

AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?

(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)

A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!

B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)

Act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

(J和三强盗跃至台中)

ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)

L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)

(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)

J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）

(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)

(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou?

L(哭状):Ihurtalot!

J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)

L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)

(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."

"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.

"When will they be ready?" the man asked.

"I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday," he said.

"That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.

The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job.

Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.

He remembered his shoes.

"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see."

He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now.

"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"

"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.

"Smith," the man said.

"I'll go and see. They may be out back."

The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes.

"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday