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He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.

汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.

“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

其他类似问题

问题1：英语小笑话及中文翻译[英语科目]

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的.”

Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:

(1) inform v.告诉

(2) nest n.窝；巢

(3) description n.描述

(4) encourage v.鼓励

(5) resemble v. 相似；类似

18.鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.

“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.

“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.

“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头. 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式.

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲.

“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.”

A Woman Who Fell

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

摔倒的女人

上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车.接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了.她的惯性使她接近了我的脚.我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来.她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”

英语笑话（一）

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.

英语笑话（二）

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.

-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人.

英语笑话（三）

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”

英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员,

这个龙虾只有一只爪.

-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.

-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧.

问题2：英语翻译Anne对Sobn说：“你是猪.”Sobn说：“我是猪才怪!”从此Anne就叫Sobn猪才怪,终于有一天,Sobn忍不住当着众人的面对Anne吼道：“我不是猪才怪!”呃.都是一样的,我随便选一个了啊.[英语科目]

Anne to Sobn said:"you are a pig." Sobn said:"I am a pig just strange!" Anne is called from Sobn pig just strange,finally one day,Sobn unbearable worked as people's face Anne roar a way:"I am not a pig just strange!"

问题3：英语翻译2 blondes go into a bar and say "yes 15,yes,15!"they order drinks and say "yes 15,yes,15!"the bartender asks what about the 15?they say,we just finished a puzzle in 15 minutes,and the box said 2 YEARS!但是好像还是不对。还有其[英语科目]

2位金发女郎进入一家酒吧,说“是 15,是的,15 !”,他们要了饮料,又说“是15,是的,15!”酒保问15怎么了?他们说,我们刚刚用15分钟就完成了一个拼图游戏,那盒子上却说2年（岁）!

金发女郎把给两岁儿童玩的玩具盒子上的2 years （2岁）当作两年了.西方人有 金发女郎 好看但比较笨的说法.所以,这个笑话有双重可笑之处.

问题4：英语翻译The Three Stars One day Steven Spielberg,Arnold Schwarzenegger,and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie.Unfortunately,they were caught by a tribal group.As they were about to be executed they pleaded to [英语科目]

三位明星

有一天,史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格——阿诺德·施瓦辛格,皮尔斯·布鲁斯南在丛林为想拍一场电影.不幸的是,他们被部落人抓住.他们快要被杀头时候,他们的祈求部落女王的恩慈,女王说,“去给我找点什么好吃.如果我喜欢它,你就会被释放.”这三个明星看着对方,同意了.然后他们走到丛林中去寻找一些食物.

斯皮尔伯格是第一个回来.他走到坛上,并给出了葡萄.她尝了尝,立即吐了出来.她命令她的仆人把其馀的塞入他的屁股.他们的仆人完成了任务,留下一个尖叫斯皮尔伯格.

施瓦辛格是下一个,得到一些好吃苹果.同样的事情发生在他身上,但是他奇怪的大笑,尽管苹果是挤进他的的屁股.斯皮尔伯格很震惊,他在这里是用葡萄都让他的屁股疼痛,塞进了几个苹果的施瓦辛格,他还笑.他问施瓦辛格“见鬼,你又在笑什么呢?”

施瓦辛格笑着说:“皮尔斯带回来了一个西瓜!”

手译,请参考

问题5：英语小笑话（翻译）我要英语小笑话20个带翻译[英语科目]

He Won

Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.

Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?

Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.

汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.

“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的.”

Drunk

One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled,put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother,sonny.Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap,sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里.客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说.