求英语情景剧剧本五六分钟左右，要快啊，故事最好搞笑...

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白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.

(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)

旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.

Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)

Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)

Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)

This is her----Cinderella

灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?

旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----

继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.

(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)

(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)

(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)

第一幕

(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)

二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.

The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.

一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.

二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.

(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)

继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!

灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------

(三人敛神)

一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?

二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My Prince! My happyness! and the country’s future!

灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰) :My sisters, don't cry! I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!

(母女三人一通忙乱后) : Goodbye, our lively girl!

第二幕

(魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)

旁白 :Oh, 哈里波特!

(魔女撞到灰姑娘)

灰姑娘(怒) :Who are you ?

魔女(得意) :I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch. I can give you all the thing you wish.

灰姑娘 : Really? Do you kown King’s party? I want to go, but------(低头看自己的破衣服)

魔女(大笑) :Don’t worry. It is easy for me! Look, clothes, shose,car-----

灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子) :Oh, how beautiful glass shoses!

魔女 :Wear it, and go !

第三幕

(富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸.女士们翘首以待)

侍卫(击杖) :Welcome the Prince.

(鼓掌,欢呼)

国王(严肃) : Please be quiet! As everybody knows, today I will chooes a beautiful, slim, homorous, and long hair girl for my son----(转身,指向王子),handsome, strong, tall, and brave!

(王子做害羞状)

众女士 :How lively! How handsome! (做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)

(此时,飞出一女,持扇 “杀出一条血路”)

(王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起)

王子 :Who’s phone?

灰姑娘 :Oh, it’s my phone!(掏手机边跳舞,边接电话) This is Cinderella, speaking!

魔女 :It 12’clock, game will be over, come back quickly!Or you’ll change back!(开始敲钟)

灰姑娘 :Oh, I must go!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋)

王子(检起鞋,追) :Wait! You forget give me you name, and you phone number!

王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情) :I’ve lost her!

第四幕

旁白 : Since the party, Prince fall in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl. He issued a proclamation, “Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince!”

(王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋)

士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士甲试鞋) Oh, your foot is too big!

士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士乙试鞋) Oh, my God, what a terrible smell! Of coures not you !

旁白 :A t lat, the Prince come to Cinderella ‘s home.

(两姐站在门口,花痴状) :Oh, the Prince is coming, he is so handsome! He is so cool!

士兵(拿着鞋) :Please try the galss shoe.

(两姐妹正抢): Oh, it is my shoe! ------Oh, it is my shoe!

(士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐): You first!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)

士兵 : Stop doing that. You foot is too long, you will break the shoe!

二姐(得意) :I said, it is my shoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)

二姐 : ****, too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)

继母(怒吼) : Why are you here? Back to kitchen! Wash the dishes!

士兵 : Wait! Every girl must try !

继母 : She is drity! It is couldn’t be her!(灰姑娘默,轻松的穿上了鞋)

王子(欢呼) :Oh, it fits! I found you !(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起)

旁白 :The Prince was delighted to found her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were merried. They lived happily ever after!

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问题3：求小学五年级英语情景剧剧本.要五年级学生看得懂的,只要2个角色.快.我要参加比赛6月15日；不过明天就要排练.[英语科目]

很少有两个角色的.厦门这个你可以参考参考

The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑）

旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.

兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?

乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.

兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.

乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.

兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.

乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.

兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.

乌龟：OK !

兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.

旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.

猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.

乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.

小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,

乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .

猴子: Ready? Go!

旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.

兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.

旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.

乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.

兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.

旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.

猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!

兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.

Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?

问题4：英语情景剧剧本[英语科目]

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

Wanders every five miles

焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)

焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)

太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my

wife is Wu Song.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!

(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?

My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,

smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender

than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):I can!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?

JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and

dearest mother-in-law”.

L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?

JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Never interrupt me!

L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all

day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

and……

JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your

son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’m back!

LM:You are back?Why?What happened?

L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on

marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen

to me.Look at yourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Never interrupt me!

L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And

I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.

LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter

Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go

and tell him.(下)

L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅

铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!

(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now

she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.

JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?

J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!

JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice

girl,go and take her back!

J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4

(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)

A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!

The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)

AB&C:Give us all your money!

J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?

(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)

A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!

B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!

C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and

rob the wedding!

A&B:Good idea!

J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!

AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!

J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!

(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go

with you.You take the money and I take the bride.

B:Have you got any experience?

J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)

Act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

(J和三强盗跃至台中)

ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!

A:The road is built by me!

B:And I planted one tree.

C:If you want to go by this street---

J:Give us all your money!

(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)

L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)

(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)

J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）

(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)

(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you?

L(哭状):I hurt a lot!

J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)

L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)

(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

问题5：求一个英语情景剧剧本内容要和公共事业、政府有关,最好能搞笑一点[英语科目]

Erin Chang: Robber

　　

　　Debby Tsai: Police officer

　　

　　Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl

　　

　　Alec Zhao: Ghost student

　　

　　Leo Lee: Taxi driver

　　

　　Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman

　　

　

　Summary

　　

　　This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

　　

　　Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

　　

　　Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.

　　

　　Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

　　

　　Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

　　

　　Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

　　

　　Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

　　

　　Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

　　

　　Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!

　　

　　Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.

　　

　　Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.

　　

　　Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

　　

　　Tommy: Where are you going?

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.

　　

　　Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

　　

　　Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Thank you.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)

　　

　　Tommy: Are you ok?

　　

　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)

　　

　　Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)

　　

　　Tommy: We’re almost there.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)

　　

　　Tommy: Here we are.

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?

　　

　　Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

　　

　　Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?

　　

　　Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

　　

　　Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.

　　

　　Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!

　　

　　Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

　　

　　Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.

　　

　　Tommy: Where do you want to go?

　　

　　Robber: Shut up! Just drive!

　　

　　Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

　　

　　Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.

　　

　　Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

　　

　　Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

　　

　　Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

　　

　　Robber: STOP nonsense! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

　　

　　Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

　　

　　Robber: . I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.

　　

　　Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.

　　

　　Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!

　　

　　Tommy: But…but…but….

　　

　　Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!

　　

　　Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.

　　

　　The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.

　　

　　Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….

　　

　　Police officer: Show me your license and registration.

　　

　　Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….

　　

　　Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.

　　

　　Tommy: Not your business? But…

　　

　　Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.

　　

　　Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.

　　

　　Police officer: And where is the robber?

　　

　　Tommy: Just right over….what! She’s gone; she was here just now….

　　

　　Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.

　　

　　Tommy: Sir! Sir!

　　

　　Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?

　　

　　Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.

　　

　　Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.

　　

　　Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.

　　

　　Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.

　　

　　Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.

　　

　　Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?

　　

　　Ghost student: That’s right.

　　

　　Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.

　　

　　Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.

　　

　　Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?

　　

　　Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?

　　

　　Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.

　　

　　Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.

　　

　　Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.

　　

　　Ghost student: There you go.

　　

　　Tommy: Um... What’s this?

　　

　　Ghost student: Money.

　　

　　Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)