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A Brother Like That

A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present.On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office,a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car,admiring it.

"Is this your car,Mister?" he said.

Paul nodded."My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded."You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing?Boy,I wish ..." He hesitated.

Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for.He was going to wish he had a brother like that.But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.

"I wish," the boy went on,"That I could be a brother

like that."

Paul looked at the boy in astonishment,then impulsively he added,"Would you like to take a ride in my car?"

"Oh yes,Id love that."

After a short ride,the boy turned with his eyes aglow,said,"Mister,would you mind driving in front of my house?"

Paul smiled a little.He thought he knew what the lad wanted.He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.But Paul was wrong again."Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.

He ran up the steps.Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back,but he was not coming fast.He was carrying his little crippled brother.He sat him down on the bottom step,then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.

"There she is,Buddy,just like I told you upstairs.His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent.And some day Im gonna give you one just like it ...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."

Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.That Christmas Eve,Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said:"It is more blessed to give ..."

其他类似问题

问题1：圣诞节英语搞笑短剧剧本我明天上课时要表演节目,知道的进,乱说的一边凉快去.[英语科目]

Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!

Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"

After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?

Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!

After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?

Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!

After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!

Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?

After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about

Killer: "What '

After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!

Killer (money than the position): ...

After: 2,000,000! Enough

Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!

After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!

Killer: closing!

After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)

Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things

Turned

I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!

Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being

Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!

Princess while doing back-girls

"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!"

Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you

Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!

(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)

Dwarfs 1: Who are you!

Dwarfs 2: how do you here?

Dwarfs 3: eat our rice

Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes

Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?

Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash

7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!

White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!

Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.

Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!

Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!

Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!

White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey

Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!

After the (door); room was right!

White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it

After: Yes, ah

White: That person is no room!

After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!

Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...

White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!

After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!

After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!

White: a small umbrella with it?

Pass after a small umbrella

White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)

After: how it has not

White (see shrug days) did it rain!

After: In that case, what you have to walnut?

White; do you have carrots

After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?

White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots

After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?

White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?

After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!

Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen

Small dwarf people to go home

Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!

2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -

Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"

Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!

At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt

Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.

Prince: Who is this!

Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!

Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!

Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition

Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!

Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!

See Prince

White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!

Prince (back) are you going to do you, you

White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!

Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)

White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.

Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!

White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!

Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)

White: We have not married Prince you can not go!

Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!

Ultimately the whole

旁白：很久很久以前,有一个国家,国家里有一位可爱的公主,我们都叫她白雪公主,她过着无忧无虑的生活,我们以后简称她叫小白.可是,王后死了（电闪雷鸣声）,国王又取了一个新王后,新王后长的是淹死鱼,摔死鸟,别提多beautiful了

（王后上,身后两个宫女,王后手拿一张白纸,纸上有beautiful.）魔镜立在场边.

王后：做女人挺好,我是世界上最美的女人,（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗?

宫女1：这还用说,地球人都知道.

宫女2：不信,您问镜子.

王后走向,手指镜子）魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,世上女人谁最美?（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起,

王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去.）快节奏音乐响

后:快说

魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦,可是,10多年了,确实有点审美疲劳,现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白!她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢!听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢!

后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了!原来是她!她她她她她她!我要杀了她!（沉思,响指）：waiter!

杀手：（墨镜,叼牙签,摇摇晃晃上,蹭新王后）干吗干吗

王后：跟你说正经事,有个叫白雪什么公主的,去帮我宰了她

杀手:(比money手势）这个~

王后：两百万!怎么样

杀手：（吐牙签）200万?不行不行 太少了!再加点

王后:201万!行,还是不行!

杀手：（无比黑线）成交

杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西

转过来

杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer! POSE

白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略

他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势）

忽然

杀手脸色一变

从怀里一掏……

掏出一个小玩意= =

掏

又掏出一个小玩意

再掏

掏出了一把刀

（killer拿住刀,架公主脖子上.公主边退边做女生状）

白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶

killer：（低头,叹气,忽然转身,手缕头发,pose）错错错,春如旧,人空瘦,泪痕红浥鲛绡透,都说自古红颜多薄命,但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊!（唱：我总是心太软 心太软,把所有问题都自己扛!）你走吧,我不杀你

于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人

7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场

小矮人1：你是谁?

小矮人2：你怎么在这里?

小矮人3：吃我们的饭?

小矮人4；穿我们的衣?

小矮人5：睡我们的床?

小矮人6：带现金了吗?

7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟!

小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主!只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我,幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计,才得以逃脱!哎,我的王子啊!你为什么就不能快点来呢!

事实是这样,请你们收留我吧

就这样,7个小矮人收留了小白,每天小矮人出去挖金子,小白就在家里做家务.今天,矮人们又要出去了,临走前,他们送给公主一副对联

上联：抵制家庭暴力

下联：呼唤社会爱心

横批：不要和陌生人说话!

公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰）

小白:哎,做家务真辛苦啊!从早上到现在都3个多钟头了,我连一张桌子都没有擦完!哎!

此时王后知道小白没死,暴跳如雷,决定亲自上阵

后：屋子里有人吗?

小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的!小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来!（大喊）别敲了!屋子里没人!

后；我不是来搞推销的,我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的

旁白：还不是搞推销的!~

小白:不是搞推销的啊!请进!门没锁!

后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~

美丽的小姑娘,我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢!

小白：带小雨伞了吗

后;带了 递过

小白（仔细端详）嗯,不错!不错!（还回）

后：怎么不要了》

小白：没下雨呀!

后；那么~你要核桃吗?

小白：你有胡萝卜吗

后:你要核桃吗

小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗?

后（大声）：我说的是,你,要,核,桃,吗?

小白（声音提起）：噢!核桃啊!（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗?

王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上

掏出核桃,面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢!

然后喂进小白嘴里

撑开雨伞,旋转下台,跳着唱着；你是痛苦的,噢~~我是快乐的,噢~

小矮人回家

小矮人1；猪,别睡了!该干活了!

小矮人2试小白鼻息,白痴状：她死了耶……

小矮人一一重复

最后一个说完后

从口袋里掏出面巾纸,边撕边哭边扔,还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜

这时,邻国的王子来这里打猎…

王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周,指着公主：这是谁啊?

小矮人：其实,这是一美女!

王子仔细端详：我KAO!这样也叫美女!

旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非

王子扁公主

公主吐核桃,醒.站起身：谁打我!谁!谁!

转头看见王子,做花痴状:哇!帅哥诶!

王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗

小白抓住王子的手,学成熟男人声：漂亮!太漂亮了!

王子：公主!你长的是那么奔放!那样的令人过目难忘!那样的……(悲壮)

小白:呵,不要这么说啦,人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦!

王子指天:为什么!为什么我要接受这样的命运!

小白；王子你放心,我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的!

王子慢慢解下公主的手,公主却越抓越紧

王子逃脱:公主!下辈子我还会记住你的!

小白追赶王子：王子!我们还没有结婚!你不能就这么走了!（追下台）

旁白：从此,小白开始了对王子的追捕,但是据官方史料记载,他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活

全剧终

问题2：英语搞笑短剧剧本内容为五个名人（古今中外,穿越时空均可）见面.在线等,万分感激!或者给个对话也行![英语科目]

话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子

name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince

需要四五个人：一个旁白,一个公主,一只不爱洗澡的青蛙,一到两只干净的青蛙.

需要道具：服装,一枝花,一张帅哥的照片,还有其它的道具你可以自添加.

场景：森林里,破井边.

旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a.

(开始思考,突然大悟,取下头上的花）.right!flower.

she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.(公出场).

the princess walks near the castle and.

公主（以下简称公）台词：

Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?

白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again,a frog appeared in front of her.

（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里,出场,蹲在地上,要表现出自己很脏很邋遢,但不能让人恶心,记住）

公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去）

oh my god,this frog is so.(闻闻,然后捏住鼻子,犹豫,来回走）,is it really the frog for me?

（看看周围,）aren't there any other frogs?

这时,早就在场边待命的干净青蛙,跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see?we are here.（重复说we are here!)

旁白冲过去,敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.sh.shut up ,shut up."

脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady?please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting?

公主：(惊慌,赶紧给它洗澡.)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净.

白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.

公要亲它头的时候,它突然站起来,吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主.

说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.

公主：what?（大吃一惊）

青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.

公：so you are not my frog of prince.公主接过照片,青蛙走人,公主看一下,然后晕倒.

白冲过来扶住她,同时大声念：

my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266

问题3：英文搞笑短剧剧本 人多点的 大概24个或20个 有的人演大树也行 希望有材料的给点[英语科目]

Will power意志力

Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates

地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍

Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop.Tommy is sleeping.

Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?

D:I am playing war craft.

M:Where is Tommy?

D:Shiiiii!

M:What?What's the matter?

D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.

M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It’s almost nine.He got to get up now.Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?

D:Yes,I do.You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.

M:You'd better stop playing right now.We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!

T:five more minutes,please.

Mike:No way,Jose.Time really flies.We still have a lot to do.Hurry up.

T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.)

M:Guys!I am really angry now.Time waits for nobody.If you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.

D and T:all right.All right.We listen to u.

M:That's more like it.We need will power.

D and T:what is will power?

M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.

D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?

Mike:right.

T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?

M:right.

Danny turns off his computer.Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.

Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.

Danny:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?

Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back hurts.

Mike:No!No!No!Let's finish our work first before we do anything.We need will power!

Danny and Tommy:that's true.We need will power!We listen to you.

The end

问题4：谁能提供一个两人的英语搞笑小短剧的剧本吗?[英语科目]

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea

Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.

When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.

Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.

英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招

由于生意方面的事,罗宾逊先生得出趟门.因为有点紧急,他决定坐飞机.乘机旅行时,他喜欢靠窗坐,故而一登机,他就寻找一个靠窗的座位.他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着.在那空座位边坐着一名士兵.令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是,这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置.罗宾逊先生不管那些,他马上径直朝那个空座位走去.

然而,等到了那儿,他看见座位上有则启事,是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡,特预设该位置,谢谢合作.”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事.不过,他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品,于是他找了个不靠窗的位置.

又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上,他们看到那则启事就走开了.当快满座时,一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱.一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事.士兵用这种办法,成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴.

2、1、 I have said it a hundred times, we need team work,always seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here.

“说了多少回了,要团结,眼睛要看这别人的长处.这次出来,一是通过实战锻炼队伍,二是考察新人,在这里我特别要表扬的是小叶和四眼.两位虽然刚刚入道,做人啊, 不但突破了自己, 也超越了在座的前辈.

2、This century most expensive commodity is talent.

“21世纪什么最贵?人才!

3、An organization without discipline.

“有组织,无纪律.”

4、First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.

“我本一心向明月,奈何明月照沟渠”

Who knows me understand my needs, I’m a mystery to he who know me not .

“真是知我者谓我心忧,不知我者谓我何求啊”

5、I can’t stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.

“我最讨厌你们这些劫匪了,一点技术含量都没有.”

6、I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe.

“我可以很负责地告诉你,黎叔很生气,后果很严重.”

7、I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me.

“大意呀,大意呀,想不到被一丫头片子玩儿了.”

Father's Things

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.

"And that shirt's mine too."

"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

父亲的东西

汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候,长得和父亲一样高了,于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时,就开始借父亲的衣服穿.

霍德华先生可不喜欢这样,当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时,总是非常生气.

一天晚上,汤姆下楼准备出去,父亲在门厅里拦住了他.他细细打量着汤姆的穿着.

然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆,那不是我的一条领带吗?”

汤姆回答说：“是的,父亲,是你的领带.”

“还有那衬衫也是我的.”

“是的,衬衫也是你的.”汤姆回答说.

“还有呢,你连皮带也用我的.”霍德华先生说.

“是的,父亲,”汤姆回答说,“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧?”

问题5：急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本 十一人 经典搞笑都可比较急一点大二水平[英语科目]

人物：A,B,C

A和B为朋友

C 为小偷

A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags.A carrying expensive LV handbag.C stands next to A.

The bus comes and all three board the bus.

A:I'm tired out from all that shopping!

B:Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains!

C looks around,a little nervous.Stands closer to A

The road is a little bumpy and the stuffy air is somewhat uncomfortable.A turns to C

A(to C):Excuse me,sir.Can you stop leaning towards me?

C:sorry (move away)

B:Are you alright?

A:Yes,but he makes me feel uncomfortable.

B:Relax,we only have 2 more stops to go.

公车继续向前

C turn to A

C：May I know which stop to alight to get to XX mall?

A is not sure and asks B,turning her head away from C.C took the chance to put his hand into A's handbag,A is oblivious as she/he is busy talking to B.

A:*give directions to C* take 4 more stops from here and alight,walk north until you see a McDonalds,and then turn right,you should see the shopping mall

C puts something into his bag

C:thank you.

C accidentally drops something from his bag

A:Wait a minute!What is my keychain doing in your bag?

C looks at A nervously

A:are you a pickpocket?

C:no...I...(door opens,C runs to the door)

B grabs C as C run past B

C:I'm sorry.I'm urgently in need of cash so...

A:Please return my purse and promise you would not do it again.

C:yes I promise.

B：alright,we'll let you off this time but don't let us catch you doing it again.