求一份初一英语相声稿(短一点的)3人左右!

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A Conversation about Hobbies

Michael and John are on their way to the tennis court. They meet Charles and David Danny.

Michael: hi, Charlie and Dave and Danny, how is everything?

Charles: ok.Thank you. How about you? It seems like you two are going to play tennis?

John: Yes.We are gong to play tennis. Would you like to join us? We can play doubles.

David: No. Thanks. We have a football game this afternoon. But the goalie is not feeling well. Do you know anybody who could be a goalie for our team? Just for today.

Michael: I am afraid not.

Danny: Please, could you help us find one?

Charles, What’s so good about playing tennis? Why can’t you guys cancel playing tennis today and come to join us.One will be the goalie and one will cheer for us.

Michael: You know what? I took tennis classes recently and I find myself so crazy about it. I feel so energetic after playing tennis.

Charles: I don’t play tennis. I just play football. Tennis is not as exciting as football.

Danny: I agree with what Charles said.

Michael: Charlie, I am afraid I can’t agree with you at this point.

John : me neither.

Michael:It is much easier to find one tennis partner than to find a whole team of people to play football.

David:That’s true.

Charlie: But, don’t you think more people are more exciting?

Playing tennis is like playing a ping pong game. You merely play back and forth. It’s a kind of boring.

Danny: right, it is so boring.

Michael and John: Noooooooo!

Michael: When you play tennis, you can keep fit and you don’t get hurt.

John: There is too much body contact in playing football. I don’t want to be pushed, be stepped, be knocked down or……

Charles: that’s the best part of the game.

Danny: exactly!

David: well, we all learn to play smart.

Michael: Sorry. We can’t talk to you now. We have to go to our tennis club now. I can’t wait to play with John.

Charles: ok. I have to call my buddies to see who would like to be our goalie today.

Michael and John: Good luck! Bye!

Charles and David and Danny: Bye! Have a good day!

Michael John: you, too

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问题1：初一英语人.最下面那三题.只有三题 [英语科目]

two,three,five

问题2：求 相声稿随便什么都行

校园

甲：亲爱的同学们,我想死你们了.

乙：先向大家作一下介绍.

甲：我叫郭亮亮.

乙：我叫赵胖胖.

甲：胖胖,你是大一新生吧,以后有什么需要我帮忙的尽管说,学长我一定会尽力而为的.

乙：哦,一定一定.老大,你成绩好吗?

甲：马马乎乎.

乙：那你成绩为什么这么好呢?

甲：因为我是从“竹板炒肉丝”的惨痛经历中磨练出来的,我已经深刻体会到：落后就要挨打.

乙：哎,英雄所历略同呀.

甲：能具体点吗?

乙：80分以下女子单打,70分以下男子单打,60分以下男女混合双打.

甲：这怎么说?

乙：80分以下老妈揍我,70分以下老爸揍我,60分以下老爸老妈一起揍我.

甲：你就是在这种环境下成长起来的吗?

乙：谁在乎我的心里有多苦,谁在意我的明天去何出.

甲：哎呀我可怜的学弟呀,不过没事的,你的肌体早晚会磨练成金刚不坏之身的,到时候你就会永垂不朽了.

乙：哎学长,早就听说你的学习是鸡立鹤群,独占鳖头呀,就给我介绍介绍你的学习方法吧.

甲：昨夜寒蛩不住鸣,惊回夺魁梦,已三更,起来凉水冲冲脸,再拼命,几挑窗前灯,一心为功名.窗前白叶落,阻征程,欲把心事付瑶琴,不可能,根本没空.

乙：可我就是学不好,再熬夜也学不好.

甲：你白天学,晚上学,吃饭学,上厕所也学,干什么都要想着学习学习再学习.

乙：那哪成啊,晚上学一夜,白天就只好睡觉.吃着饭看书,我两次把饭塞进鼻孔里,三次把饭塞进耳朵里,四次把饭塞进别人的嘴里.上厕所看书,我怕呀.

甲：怕什么?

乙：我怕掉进去,我不会在那里游泳啊.

甲：那你在学校都干些什么?

乙：我在学校,蹦蹦跳跳,哭哭笑笑,打打闹闹,撞墙上吊,白天睡觉夜里放炮,没事了钻到床底下跟老鼠乱咬.

甲：学习不刻苦,不如回家卖红薯,学习不努力,不如回家去种地.算了,别在这受苦受累了,回家去吧. 乙：哎……你这是什么话,你有什么了不起,不就是学习好点嘛,我要搞的你们家鸡犬不宁.

甲：你想怎么样?

乙：我往你们家打电话.喂,请问是郭亮亮的母亲吗,告诉你一个不幸的消息,可爱的郭亮亮同学于昨天上午被车撞了一下,又被石头砸了一下,被驴踢了一下,还被狗咬了一口,现在正在医院抢救.

甲：地点?

乙：黑龙江乌鲁木齐.

甲：说这么远干什么?

乙：让她坐着车慢慢找去吧,把车费全搭进去.

甲：好吧,算你狠,大家都听着,谁家有这样的电话都找他,都是他干的.

乙：说实在的,我学习确实有困难.

甲：有什么困难?

乙：我一看书就发困,就渴就饿,就想上厕所.

甲：这好办呀.

乙：咋办?

甲：渴了饿了喝红牛,困了累了还喝红牛,尿频尿急也喝红牛.红牛红牛,不红也牛.

乙：可是我们家只有黄牛没有红牛.

甲：算了,我还是给你讲几个故事激发一下你的学习兴趣吧.

乙：故事我爱听.

甲：你听过车胤囊萤,孙康映雪,匡衡凿壁偷光吗?

乙：没听说过,怎么回事?

甲：车胤呢,小时侯非常爱读书,可是他家很穷很穷,没钱买灯,于是他捉了许多萤火虫,装进一个袋子里,晚上照着读书.

乙：那我们也去捉萤火虫吧.

甲：你有电灯电棒要萤火虫干什么?

乙：这样才能体现我学习刻苦呀.

甲：拉倒吧你,萤火虫会发光你会发光吗?萤火虫会飞你会飞吗?

乙：那孙康映雪呢?

甲：孙康晚上想读书,可是他家很穷很穷,没有灯,于是他在雪地里,借着雪的光亮读书.

乙：我看这天也不象个下雪的,可是外边多冷啊.在外边读书,不被当成梦游症也被当成神经病啊.还是听听那个谁凿壁偷东西吧,我也学学.

甲：那是匡衡凿壁偷光,匡衡呢家里也是很穷很穷,晚上没灯读书,于是把自家的墙壁凿了个洞,借着邻居的灯光读书.

乙：可是我家隔壁是猪圈呀,再说把墙凿得净是窟窿,隔壁的小猪偷看我洗澡怎么办呀?

甲：我跟你介绍他们是想让你学习他们刻苦的学习精神,天才就是这样诞生的.

乙：天才,天天发财.

甲：你怎么净想着钱呢,这样吧既然中国的你学不了,就学学外国的吧.牛顿.

乙：长的象头牛反应却很迟钝.

甲：奥斯特洛夫斯基.

乙：你回家去娶老母鸡?

甲：近代化学之父---道尔顿.

乙：长这么大没听说过化学还有个爸爸,他妈是谁呀?

甲：好好好,咱不谈学习了,谈谈你的生活吧.

乙：啊,我这里的生活太可爱了,我感觉我生活在甜蜜的幸福里.

甲：呦,说详细一点.

乙：一天我到食堂吃饭,吃完饭我把饭碗放在食堂里,第二天一来却不见了.

甲：那你怎么办?

乙：于是我在食堂门口贴了一张告示：尊敬的同学,你不小心拿走了我的饭碗,我对此深表遗憾,因为我患了甲肝、乙肝、丙肝、肝硬化、心肌梗塞外加脑膜炎,望将我的饭碗放回原处.

甲：这还能活吗?

甲：后来呢?

乙：第二天一早,我到食堂门口一看,门口堆了200多只饭碗.

甲：200多只?那你怎么办?

乙：我挑出最漂亮的三个做饭碗,两个做尿壶,一个做脸盆,其余的全卖给了收废品的,卖了100多块呢,够我一天的伙食费了.

甲：真不错,那你再来一次.

乙：可是我们整个宿舍楼的饭碗都被我卖光了,要不,你试一次吧.

甲：我可没你那么善良.

乙：哦过奖过奖.

甲：善变又没天良.

乙：学长,咱换个话题吧.

甲：好啊,谈什么?

乙：敏感的刺激的.

甲：什么?

乙：早恋呀.

甲：我天天早上锻炼,看我身体多棒.看我这肱二头肌是不是假的?（动作）

乙：我说的不是这个,是那个.

甲：哪个?

乙：那个嘛.

甲：哦,我以学习为重,心无旁骛.

乙：我也以学习为重,可是那些女孩老向我暗送秋波.

甲：什么秋波?

乙：秋天的无线电波.

甲：都长的怎么样?

乙：各个长的都赛过一头牛,一扭头能吓死西施,再这样下去我会受不了的,我要自杀.

甲：慢,生又何哀,死又何苦,人人都有一把打不开的锁,凡是想开就好了.

乙：是呀,我想开了,我一想开我就给她们写情书.一天我把一封情书偷偷塞到一个女生的课本里了.

甲：她看到了吗?

乙：当然看到了,而且还很激动.

甲：然后呢?

乙：报警了.

甲：报警了?你写的什么呀?

乙：我已经注意你很久了,呵呵呵呵.

甲：你怎么恐吓人家?

乙：以前没写过嘛,知道这样写不行,然后就换了.

甲：你换的什么?

乙：你来自云南元谋,我来自北京周口,抓住你长满绒毛的手,轻轻的咬上一口,爱情让我们直立行走.

甲：这回怎么样?

乙：她看后微微一笑.

甲：呦,微微一笑?

乙：然后张开大嘴对我说：你这个蛋白质!

甲：哇,你成功了!

乙：不,她的蛋白质就是笨蛋、白痴、神经质.

甲：就这么结束了?

乙：结束了.

甲：多么凄惨的爱情故事呀,让我借你的肩膀用用吧（动作）.

乙：夭折的初恋胎死腹中,无情的死机了.

甲：哎,胖胖呀,人的一生挫折再所难免,困苦悲哀是一个人的精神财富,求学的道路是艰辛的,不要贪图路上的风景,等到到达后再欣赏也不迟呀,男人是男人的妈生的,女人是女人的妈生的,男人一旦混进女人堆里,就会变的不男不女.学生应以学习为重,清净淡薄,修身养性,才能尽显男儿本色.

乙：这么说难道我真的错了吗?

甲：韶光易逝,青春应当珍惜,莫等闲白了少年头,空悲切.

乙：我以后要脱离沉湎之海,努力向上.

甲：那向大家表示一下自己的决心吧.

乙：曾经有一段珍贵的时间摆在我面前,我没有珍惜,等到失去时我追悔莫及,人世间最悲哀的事情莫过于此,如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定要好好学习,如果非要在这前面加一个极限的话,我希望是一辈子.

甲：好,胖胖,走回家做作业

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问题3：初一英语作文,写人、事、物的三篇,不少于100词[英语科目]

My Teacher

My favourite teacher is my English teacher Ms Cai . Her English name is Mae. She is a beautiful lady. She is very humorous. But sometimes she is very strict with us. But all classmates love and respect her very much. After class she often helps us learn patiently. I like my English teacher , because I think she is the best teacher in the world.

英：This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

1.Book

Book is our best company. It always was, and will never change. A book is often the best treasure of a life. It introduces us into the best society and bring us the presence of the great minds. Temples and statues decay, but books survive.

When I feel sad, I would turn to book for release my sorrows and pains. Book often provides the comforts for me. Some people say there is no time to read book, but I think they probably can‘t settle down their minds. They might have wasted their valuble things and the greatest companies. I am glad I keep reading book as my best interest. I will benefit from book and have a great future.

2.The Value of Reading Books

People often say that gold and silver are the most valuable things in the world.But I don’t think so. In my opinion, to read books is more valuable than anything else.

The old saying "To open a book is always helpful" clearly tells us how good it is to read a book.

Books are our friends. They introduce us different kinds of knowledge. They lead us down the road to success.

Books are our teachers. They teach us troth, science, literature, and philosophy of life. Besides, they increase our knowledge, enlarge our experience,strengthen our character and do many other things which we can not do without them.

Books tell us what is good and what is evil. And only books can tell the good from the bad.

Therefore to read more books is the best policy for our young students.

.Football

Football is connected with the people throughout the world.It has become a part of people's life..Every day, man), football matches are going on here and there around the world. Pick up a newspaper and you can learn the the results of the football matches. We enjoy playing football, watching football games after work. During the football matches of the World Cup,millions of people watch the matches on TV. When their favorite teams win, they will give them three cheers. When they fail,they feel sad. We all hope our national team will be the strongest one in the world.

5.Ice sculpture（冰雕）

AS This dragon－head event of Harbin International Ice and Snow Festival,the Ice Lantern Artistic Show is the earliest and largest one in the world. It has become a large-scale outdoor ice lantern show for the traditional activities of the Ice and Snow Festival of Harbin. The 28th Ice Lantern Artistic Show will still be he1d in Zhaolin Park this year. This session of ice and lantern snow shall take "Wonderful Garden 0n the Silk Road, and Ice and Snow on the North of the Great Wall" as its main theme. The show takes the great development of the west China as its topic, and presents the customs and long history and culture of the great northwest China to people. This ice lantern show will put emphasis on the products strategy and famous brand effect. Outstanting achievements will be obtained in cultural contents, technological application, artistic modeling, lighting effect, and mass participation. This ice lantern show will consist of 2O02 pieces 0f ice sculpture artistic works in 1O grand scenery zones. Totally 25,OOO cubic meters of ice will be used'

Today I and mother have gone to Hanzheng Street together, there has many people. Some are eating the thing, some are buying clothes, but also some are chatting. After I and mother finished eating the lunch, then together bought clothes. There has the attractive clothes and the pants. Finally mother has bought a coat and a shoe for me, has bought a woolen sweater and pants for her. I very happy, because I might put on the new clothes!

Today is my good friend's birthday, she invites me to go to the Zhongshan Park to play. We have played the roller coaster in that big octopus and so on. Noon, we eat oneself belt's bread and between-meal snack. In afternoon, we have gone to four beautiful ponds together. Our ice skating, eats the ice cream together. We are happy

问题4：初一英语1、3两题 [历史科目]

第一题B 第二题D

问题5：三道初一英语,一.将下列句子改为祈使句.1：You should do your homework every day.2：You can't arrive late for school.3：You have to clean the classroom after school.4：You shouldn't speak loudly in the library.5：You can't listen t[英语科目]

一.将下列句子改为祈使句.

1：Do your homework every day.

2：Don't arrive late for school.

3：Clean the classroom after school.

4：Don't speak loudly in the library.

5：Dno't listen to music in the classroom.

二.用have to或must填空.

1：Do you__have to___wash your clothes on Sunday?

2：He__have to__stay at home and look after his brother today.

3：You__must___finish your homework this afternoon.

4：They don't__have to___go there today.

5：__Must___she practice her guitar every day?

三.按要求完成下列各句.

1：You must come here early this afternoon.（改为祈使句）

__Come___here early this afternoon.

2：Give him some money.（改为否定句）

__Don't___ ___give__him__any___money.

3：Let her help you.（改为否定句）

__Don't___ ___let___her help you.

4：You can't be late next time.（改为祈使句）

__Don't___ __be___late next time.

5：please listen to the teacher carefully.（改为同义句）

__Listen__to the teacher carefully,__please___.