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　　旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语.梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁?路德?金的演讲.（旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”）.祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取.在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别.

　　L:Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!

　　Z:I love you,too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.

　　L:I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

　　Z:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

　　旁白：一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话.

　　L:Oh,Sweetie,Yintai I miss you so much,miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

　　Z:Listen,Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.

　　L:What?Pardon?

　　Z:Because I’ll get married.

　　L:Married to who?

　　Z:To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich,even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典.I love his money and I love his body.

　　L:What are you talking about?You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!

　　Z:America?You can come to America?Hahahaha

　　旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人.于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱.为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想.

　　I say to you today,my friends,so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

　　I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.

　　旁白：一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落.终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我.

　　L:Zhu Yingtai,long time no see,huh?Who am I I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.

　　Z:Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.

　　M:You!Get out of here.

　　L:You!Get out of here!

　　M:电话来了.Hello,I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now

　　Z:Please don’t go.Just stay,please.He’ll kill me.

　　M:I know!But if I stay,he’ll kill me by the way..

　　Z:You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

　　M:Sorry,I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典.

　　Z:Oh,you liar.Just get out of here!(to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling,you must kill me?

　　L:Yes,I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.

　　Z:(sing)When we were young,we listened to the MP三,you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me,ok?Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..

　　L:No door!(sing) Where you go,whatever you say,I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you,the only choice is to kill you.

　　Z:曾经Once upon a time,there was a true love in front of me,I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again,I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him,I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

　　L:The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!

　　Z:Please,you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.

　　L:hehehe Really?

　　Z:Oh,of course.Please don’t kill me!

　　L:To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me?I put her life in your hands.Everybody here,please tell me kill or not kill?

　　(to kill)

　　L:You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry ,I’ ll go to heaven together with you.

　　Z:All right kill me,then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)

　　(sing)

　　Z:亲爱的你别杀我

　　杀了我你也没有好结果

　　L：亲爱的我也不想杀

　　可是大家非得要我杀

其他类似问题

问题1：爆笑英语话剧剧本一定要爆笑= =! 附上翻译,故事意思要详细,一听即懂.内容要通俗易懂,但是要新颖.[英语科目]

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)

刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)

焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)

刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)

太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)

强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my

wife is wusong.

译：人人都说我怕老婆,实际上我是老虎,（小声）我妻子是武松.

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!

译：我才不怕你呢!

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

译：谁怕谁啊!在邻里中,我妻子是最有名气的.她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮.我也不在乎这些.我只觉得她该对我温柔些,但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

my god! who can help me?(下)

译：我的天!谁来救救我啊?

act1 第一幕

(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)

jm(拄拐棍上):i can!

(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?

l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum?

jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.

l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so

lazy……

l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!

l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all

daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

and……

jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!

l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2

(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)

l:mum, i’m back!

lm:you are back?why?what happened?

l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on

marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen

to me. look at yourself……

l:but,mum……

lm:never interrupt me!

l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and

i’ll marry whomever you want me to.

lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter

haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go

and tell him.(下)

l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅

铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3

(j睡眼惺忪上)

j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!

(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now

she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.

jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?

j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!

jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice

girl,go and take her back!

j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4

(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)

a:hey you!stop and listen to us!

the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚)

ab&c:give us all your money!

j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?

(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)

a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!

b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!

c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and

rob the wedding!

a&b:good idea!

j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!

ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!

j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!

(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go

with you. you take the money and i take the bride.

b:have you got any experience?

j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)

act5

(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

(j和三强盗跃至台中)

abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!

a:the road is built by me!

b:and i planted one tree.

c:if you want to go by this street---

j:give us all your money!

(l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)

l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)

(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)

j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）

(j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms)

(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you?

l(哭状):i hurt a lot!

j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)

l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

问题2：有英语的小话剧吗?搞笑的可以2人演的,最好只要5分钟的

friends,中文名叫六人行或者老友记,里面有的是搞笑的桥段,随便找个5分钟左右的应该没什么问题.

问题3：谁有比较搞笑的英语话剧?最好带翻译

嗨 帮你找了几篇 虽然不知道符不符合你的要求 不过你先把你的邮箱地址给我吧

问题4：求校园搞笑英文话剧剧本主角为8个女生的话剧,

还英语呀,太难了,我四级还没过呢,无能为力

问题5：搞笑英语话剧剧本,

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）

本文来自:恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)