求5分钟内的4人(男)搞笑英语短话剧如题，

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4人话剧 演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正剧：(P,K出场) P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状) P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状) Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机,作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼) K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状) P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状) P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状) K：OK. (作舒心,安慰状) P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊) K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状) K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状,因为Pirate一贯如此,出尔反尔） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状) K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!(作惊异状) P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状) K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状) P: (作高兴状,作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! . (意气风发状) （M,F携手进场）: P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状,挡在电视机前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状) P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状,以掩饰内心的恐惧) M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K) K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状,因为圆了我的谎) M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ? F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. （P,D作惊恐状.A：发抖,D：挥汗) （P挡着电视怕被M、F发现,K也为P作掩饰） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷) M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖,一不小心被B看到了电视) M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状) M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状) P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状) M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状) P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状) M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状) M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)

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其他类似问题

问题1：英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 一定要好笑 ,[语文科目]

参考老友记不是很好嘛,那个多搞笑呀~

问题2：谁有英语搞笑小话剧?要有中文解释的,时间在10分钟以内!谢谢![英语科目]

　　旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语.梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁?路德?金的演讲.（旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”）.祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取.在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别.

　　L:Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!

　　Z:I love you,too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.

　　L:I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

　　Z:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

　　旁白：一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话.

　　L:Oh,Sweetie,Yintai I miss you so much,miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

　　Z:Listen,Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.

　　L:What?Pardon?

　　Z:Because I’ll get married.

　　L:Married to who?

　　Z:To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich,even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典.I love his money and I love his body.

　　L:What are you talking about?You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!

　　Z:America?You can come to America?Hahahaha

　　旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人.于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱.为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想.

　　I say to you today,my friends,so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

　　I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.

　　旁白：一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落.终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我.

　　L:Zhu Yingtai,long time no see,huh?Who am I I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.

　　Z:Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.

　　M:You!Get out of here.

　　L:You!Get out of here!

　　M:电话来了.Hello,I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now

　　Z:Please don’t go.Just stay,please.He’ll kill me.

　　M:I know!But if I stay,he’ll kill me by the way..

　　Z:You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

　　M:Sorry,I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典.

　　Z:Oh,you liar.Just get out of here!(to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling,you must kill me?

　　L:Yes,I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.

　　Z:(sing)When we were young,we listened to the MP三,you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me,ok?Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..

　　L:No door!(sing) Where you go,whatever you say,I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you,the only choice is to kill you.

　　Z:曾经Once upon a time,there was a true love in front of me,I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again,I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him,I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

　　L:The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!

　　Z:Please,you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.

　　L:hehehe Really?

　　Z:Oh,of course.Please don’t kill me!

　　L:To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me?I put her life in your hands.Everybody here,please tell me kill or not kill?

　　(to kill)

　　L:You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry ,I’ ll go to heaven together with you.

　　Z:All right kill me,then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)

　　(sing)

　　Z:亲爱的你别杀我

　　杀了我你也没有好结果

　　L：亲爱的我也不想杀

　　可是大家非得要我杀

问题3：求一片四人英语搞笑话剧[英语科目]

Scene I

(Green Garden St.)

(During the rush hours,when the street is crowded ,Mr.Green is driving past the red light ,unexpectedly a car accident happens...Two people came out of their cars angrily...)

Miss Blue:Oh!It's you,Mr.Green...Do you know how to drive your car?

Mr.Green:You see that I was driving across the road!Wow!There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.

Miss Blue:My BMW has got a dent too,you should compensate me.

(While they are quarrelling,later on,the police comes.)

Police:What's happened?

Mr.Green:She has bumped into my car!

Miss Blue:No!It is himself that drove past the red light...

(Quarrel again ...)

Police:Has any one been injured?

Mr.Green:I feel headache ,foot ache ,ache very much.

Miss Blue:I ache all over too.

(Both of them mourn painfully...)

Police:Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).

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Scene II

(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)

(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)

Nurse:Who is injured?

(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)

Nurse:What's your name,Mr.

Mr.Green:Call me DPP Green.

Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh!Go to the corner and sit there.

Mr.Green:But ...(nurse interrupts)

Nurse:Go!Don't speak any words.what's your name,Miss?

Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue.

Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh,Miss this side,please.Would you tell me how you are feeling?

Miss Blue:Oh!I ache all over...

Nurse:OK!I'll help you stop the pain first,and then the doctor will treat you in a while.

(Mr.Green comes over to require medical treatment,but rejected)

Mr.Green:Nurse,I...I feel...

Nurse:Wait there,didn't you hear me?

(Mr.Green goes back helplessly,the doctor comes over at this moment...)

Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.

Doctor:Ok!I see...How are you,Miss?

Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over...

Doctor:(Check) It's ok...don't worry about it.I'll give you some medicine.You'll get well soon.

Miss Blue:Thank you,doctor..

(Miss Blue leaves.)

Doctor:Next one.(Mr.Green comes in and Dr.reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!

Mr.Green:Yeah!Any problem with that

Doctor:Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)?What's wrong with you?

Mr.Green:I ache all over-headache,toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...

Doctor:I...I...I see,Miss Lin – give Mr.Green an injection...

Mr.Green:What?An injection?

(Nurse takes out the syringe)

Nurse:Where do you want to inject?

(Mr.Green is frightened and shivering ...)

Mr.Green:Well,doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore,I...I want to leave.

Nurse:Wait!Don't go...

(Nurse pulls Mr.Green and forces him to enter the injection room)

Mr.Green:Wow!.That hurts!

(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room,but Mr.Green leaves in terrible pain.)

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Scene III

(Taiwan House)

(Both of them come back home,then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)

Daughter:Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you?Dad,you look pale.Mom,you look terrible,too.

Mr.Green:I would not be like this if not for your mother...

Miss Blue:What!That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...

(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)

Daughter:Oh!I understand it.Even since the Presidential Election,there's no peace in our home.

(Both of them are still quarrelling .)

问题4：4人的英语小话剧 5分钟左右

新版的新白娘子传奇,一个小青,白娘子,许仙,法海.可以搜到类似的视频的.

问题5：谁能提供一个3人 5分钟左右的幽默英语话剧啊?

最好根据一些英文的小故事编排成话剧.至少我是这么做的~

我上会演小红帽,就是自己编排的~

一定要给我加分哦~